(P.Mark)
From the album Trick Fiction

Tried it once, never again
Tried it once, never again
You won’t get me up in one of them things
Tried it once, never again

Round trip flight to Memphis, bought it two weeks in advance
Now I’m sleeping at LaGuardia they overbooked again
Tried it once, never again

The food was bad, the movie was worse
The flight attendant’s smile was a drug store curse
Tried it once, never again

Weather over Memphis, pilot said we couldn’t land
Touched down in Nash-Vegas with a free drink in my hands
Tried it once, never again

I wrote to the man about how they trashed my plans
Got a letter saying thank you please fly with us again
Tried it once, never again